12.13.08 Chris
It's a Friday night at The Sandbar. Chris is behind the bar sporting a bright and shiny red Sandbar shirt.  Dave stops by to check on things, and Joe takes him aside to whisper in his ear. 

"Don't tell anyone, but I think Chris is wearing a girls shirt."

"Hey Chris, what size is this shirt?" Dave asks as he pulls the tag out to check for himself.

"Extra-large!!" Chris responds rather proudly.

Fast forward to later in the night. Andrew arrives for his shift. As he walks through the bar towards the back room, Chris makes a comment about how Andrew looks like he's in high school when he wears his hat backwards.  Andrew doesn't hear him. 

"Hey Andrew, did you hear that? Chris said you look like a high school kid with your hat on backwards!" Dave yells across the bar, ever the instigator and setting Chris up perfectly for what would come next.

Andrew stops and looks at Chris.

"Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not wearing a girl's shirt."

It's just a like a locker room around here sometimes.