Door Diaries 1/12/08

by | Dec 12, 2008 | Door Diaries | 3 comments

Wedding party. Made $250 at the door. Chris found himself a cougar. It was quite an effort on his part. Go, Chris. Turned away an ID at the door. People were pleasant. Good night.

–anonymous

3 Comments

  1. brother pants
    brother pants on December 13, 2008 at 10:51 am

    (in an Aussie accent…) As Chris approaches the cougah, he notices her arched back and sinewy legs as if she’s prepared to attack. Realizing her her claws could rend a man’s back to shreds he decides on another tactic: get her drunk. Works every time.

  2. Frank Wiles
    Frank Wiles on December 21, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    I saw a great tshirt online a few weeks ago that had a outline of a real cougar ( the cat ) and under that were just the words “Cougar Bait”. I almost got it to wear at the bar, but then I thought better of it.

  3. debbi
    debbi on December 22, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    i’ve got another funny cougar story, coming soon i hope.