Well, we had this wedding party, all of whom were rude and annoying at
the door. We were full when they showed up so it took an hour to get
them all in. Then some bald guy thought he was lord of the dance or
something, who knows what he was doing. Oh yeah, and none of them were
drinking.
Then a soon-to-be-bride from a different wedding party fell off the bar. Will caught her. Go Will!
–Keegan
Will can catch me anyday.