You guys will love this one.

Heineken and Krups have teamed up to develop the BeerTender. This contraption chills your beer to the ideal temperature, and the tap gives a perfect pour. For just $279, you too can have your own personal bartender, right beside you in the living room.

Or you could just train your dog to fetch one from the refrigerator. I would suggest convincing your wife to do it…but that would end up costing you far more than $279.