One dark and stormy night Pat held his ground against a 16 year old
Missourian who said this was a BS bar because he couldn’t get in with a
homemade cardboard driver’s license from Missouri.  He argued a strong
case, but in the end Pat’s quick wit prevailed and a catastrophe was
avoided.  No one benefits from this sort of confrontation, but I
believe the Sandbar’s virtue was upheld and Patrick demonstrated all
the qualities that are instilled in us upon training and he found why
he is truly the master mediator.

(This entry was accompanied by a very detailed cartoon drawing of the 16 year old and Pat.)