A woman came in with a KS driver's license that did not resemble her enough to pass the idiot test. I noticed that she had what appeared to be a passport. I mention this because about five minutes before, a woman came over from the Taproom and asked if her friend, who "lost" her driver's license, could get in with a passport. I informed her that we do not take passports, and that her puppy-eyed appeals and inquires would not change this policy. Thank goodness she was only mildly attractive.
A group of four attractive young ladies entered, the fourth (it's always the last one, isn't it?) having only a state ID. She informed me that "the man" took away her license for two DUI's. I told her I was sorry, but I couldn't let her in.
The driver's license I rejected earlier (see 12:43 a.m. entry) wandered back in with it's rightful owner. I informed her I would not let in her passport-wielding friend. She felt remorseful; I felt nothing.