Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...

Or so they say.
We are conducting very important research today in San Antonio while
we recover from last night’s exciting game and anxiously await
tomorrow’s National Championship game.

Right now we are sitting in Joe’s Crab Shack waiting on our food. We
chose this place because we recently heard a rumor that the one in
Kansas City had started serving a shark attack drink just like ours.
Sure enough- it’s not on the menu, but Dave asked about it and our
server said they just started doing it a few weeks ago.

It arrived in a schooner glass complete with the same shark we use,
with grenadine in a little plastic tube in the sharks mouth.
See for yourself.