I showed up at 9 and someone had clogged the women’s toilet. What a great way to start the night! Dave showed up at 9:30. Even the big guy couldn’t dislodge the super absorbent culprit. The women’s room remains out of service.
11:00- turned away a state ID
12:00- turned away a girl with suspicious ID, the magnetic strip wouldn’t scan
12:15- turned away girl with state ID. She said she had a DUI and I said that’s too bad. Unfortunately she was attractive and very understanding.
1:15- Dave and I kick out two jerks. They had been repeatedly warned by Dave but then one of them mouthed off to him. They are never to return.
2:15- Thank God! With the aid of a coat hanger, Dave extracted several feminine products from the women’s toilet and solved the problem.
–Nick
Oh man! That’s a disturbing image. Dave digging around in the terlet with coat hanger. I also forgot all about Nick! Hey, Heather, remember Nick!?
While I remember Nick I forgot how eloquent he could be 😉
ha! that was a great answer heather.
Nick’s definition of “eloquence” would be five identical pachyderm babies.