I found this article about bar etiquette online today (yes, I was bored again, and perusing the UDK).  Even though it didn’t feature any of the fabulous Sandbar-tenders, it proves that bartenders everywhere seem to want the same things from their customers:  respect, brains, and tips. 

Seven local bartenders from a couple different places were interviewed, and the results are their version of the Five Commandments of drinking.  We agree with them. 

{The LJW would have interviewed someone at The Sandbar.}