Matt sent this our way…from the staff at Esquire.  It’s a pretty funny list. 

In fact, it could be fun to start our own list of "Things a Man Should Know About Drinking at The Sandbar."  And a list for the ladies.  So, if you have any ideas leave a comment and we’ll compile a list.

I’ll start us off.

  • Yelling "Dave, Dave" as if you know the manager doesn’t get you faster service, it only irritates him and you end up waiting longer.
  • Don’t try to wrangle out of paying a measly cover charge by claiming you’re a cousin/brother/nephew/aunt/whatever of the owner/doorguy/manager/whatever.
  • There’s no such thing as Phil’s priority list at the door.  In fact, he’s not the owner either, no matter what you may have heard.

All right, it’s your turn. Make ’em good.