Matt sent this our way…from the staff at Esquire. It’s a pretty funny list.
In fact, it could be fun to start our own list of "Things a Man Should Know About Drinking at The Sandbar." And a list for the ladies. So, if you have any ideas leave a comment and we’ll compile a list.
I’ll start us off.
- Yelling "Dave, Dave" as if you know the manager doesn’t get you faster service, it only irritates him and you end up waiting longer.
- Don’t try to wrangle out of paying a measly cover charge by claiming you’re a cousin/brother/nephew/aunt/whatever of the owner/doorguy/manager/whatever.
- There’s no such thing as Phil’s priority list at the door. In fact, he’s not the owner either, no matter what you may have heard.
All right, it’s your turn. Make ’em good.
know what you want to order before you flag down the bartender.
No shirts after 2:00 am.
Poor Phil gets no respect. Especially after they took away his computer and towel.
those are the best 3 facts ever.. matt wins
what do you mean “matt wins”? i wrote those lady!
oh so sorry! i just quickly read them and saw matt’s name so figured he wrote them.. these are amazing debbie!! nice work!
Debbi uses the first one in the bedroom at home. “Dave, Dave!”
pants uses that one in the bedroom too, so i’ve been told….
Sadly, I do have to pay a cover charge in our bedroom. But the sex is only $1.50 on Tuesdays!