I asked an overly intoxicated lady to get down from the bar. As she was getting down she fell over backwards. I caught her but she broke several glasses. Then she started dancing on a swiveling bar stool. I made her get down. She told me that she went to church with Peach and Ted. “And this is The Sandbar and we can dance on the bar.” She also said she was going to tell Peach on me.

—Pat