Some of our friends left the bar one night. Sober friend was leading drunk friend to her car so sober friend could drive drunk friend home.

They turned the corner and saw a girl lying near the street. An ambulance had pulled up. Apparently, the girl fell or passed out and her friends called 911 (that's the right thing to do, people).

Our drunk friend exclaimed as they walked by, "I may be drunk, but I'm not ambulance drunk!"

And that's a good thing.