The lovely Heather was tending bar with Phil on a Friday night, like usual.
A female customer approached the bar and told Phil she wanted to talk to the girl bartender. Phil said "sure, Heather's right here."
Heather walked over to see how she could help the woman.
"No, " said the customer, "I meant the NICE girl bartender."
Ouch! Turns out, the woman wanted to speak with Coleen. Who is certainly a nice bartender. But we happen to think Heather is, too.
Just one of the many funny things our bartenders hear on a daily basis.