"This six foot nine dude came in all ticked off. He was really drunk. I tried to stop him from coming in, but he was too powerful. He was really angry. Danny tried to stop him, he punched Danny in the head, we called the cops, and they hauled him out.

Then he started serving drinks."


(Our doorguys like to make funny stories up when they're bored at the door. Dave is six foot ten. Don't take away that inch.)