Good night. Never saw the fire marshal. Good turnover. Highlight was the end of the night. Female patron has a canniption over $4.00 worth of dirty bananas. She was reimbursed her $4.00 and still demanded more. Random older women said we were a**holes all night. She demanded that we give our names, because she has known Peach for 26 years. She also let her hippie friend smoke in the bar. Oh, and she is going to report us to Phil. Enough said.
–anonymous
(This entry was accompanied by the portion of the tab sheet that contained the aforementioned crazy woman's tab. The first crazy woman, that is.)