I'm excited to report that the door guys are finally writing in the notebook again, which means very soon I'll have some more recent entries to the ongoing saga of what happens at the door…but for now here's another entry from nearly eight years ago…

Had to turn away a beautiful girl with DUI papers. Her friend was hot too, AND she was dressed like a naughty Catholic high school girl (only older). This is notably one of those times when our rules suck to enforce. But, as a loyal employee, I had to do the right thing. Darn it.