12:50 a.m.
Refused KS driver's license.  The license was real, but it was a different person than the girl who presented it.  And she had no second form.  She said she just had her money, yet she was carrying a purse.  I don't think I look quite that stupid.

1:00 a.m.
Refused another KS driver's license.  Real license, wrong person.  Again she had no second form, yet I saw a credit card in her little wallet.  She said "but it's 1 a.m." and I said time has nothing to do with you using someone else's ID.  I think I do a fine job of spotting the phonies and I guess most minors trying to get in don't know that. Then they leave all mad.

–anonymous