They would certainly tell us about all the strange things hiding in the bar.
Dave came home from the bar today with a gift for his toddler: a pint-sized chair.
He found it in the up above the women's restroom, where there's a bit of landing. Once upon a time, we had an old wooden boat sitting up there. Old-school Sandbar regulars might remember it; the boat later found a home at the Sandbar in Ottawa (now known as Southbeach Cove and not affiliated with the Sandbar in Lawrence).
Dave's been around the Sandbar since the mid-90's. We have no idea how long this children's chair was hanging out above the bathroom, or more importantly, WHY it was there.
Doesn't really matter; the toddler loves it.
Wonder what else we might find hiding in the bar…