So last Tuesday was pretty crazy at The Sandbar. Dave said he saw things that he’s never seen there in the fourteen years he’s been there.
It all started when a woman decided to have a party celebrating her divorce. Apparently she had filed her papers that day and she and some of her lady friends gathered at The Sandbar to celebrate. All was going well…until her soon-to-be ex-husband decided to drop by The Sandbar as well. With his new girlfriend. The wife and the girlfriend started exchanging words (not sure where the husband was at this point) and it started to get a little physical.
Morgan saw what was going on, so she went over to the women in an attempt to break up the catfight. "We use our words here, not our hands," Morgan told them. They didn’t care. The wife pulls off her shoe and starts to beat on the girlfriend with it, and the shoe ended up hitting Morgan. That was a mistake. Morgan promptly picks the wife up, off the ground, and carries her kicking and screaming out of the bar. Well, maybe not kicking and screaming, I’m embellishing a little here. But I could imagine it happening…
We found out later that the woman’s first ex-husband was in the bar that night as well. And she ended up getting arrested and spending the night in jail, and none of her ex-husbands would bail her out.
There’s definitely a lesson to be learned here. If you’re going to celebrate your divorce, make sure you go somewhere that none of your ex-husbands might possibly be. And don’t hit Morgan with a shoe.
CHICKEN WING!!!
Chicken wing, chicken wing, chicken wing.
Other firsts that night: someone threw up ON the bar (gross!) and some dude made it to the bathroom alright but forgot to unzip his pants thus pissing himself. What a dumbass!
Morgan should have just pinched that drunk divorced girl. She’s got a pinch that could drop an elephant.
And I’m spent…..
oh i feel so loved after all those lovely postings .. and i wonder who the anonymous post was from… um maybe dave and debbie!!!
you are so wrong!! ‘anonymous’ is not us! in fact we are very intrigued as to who ‘anonymous’ might be…
actually, maybe i’ll do a post about ‘anonymous.’ they’ve made several other witty comments and maybe it can become a game to discover his/her identity….
You’ll NEVER figure it out. A HA HA HA HA HA….uh…..ahem….
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
oh lord….. we might have to much fun with this anonymous thing…
that sounds like a challenge…you’re ON!
I know that laugh! “Anonymous” is The Joker from the Batman movie! The bad guys ALWAYS have a sinister laugh. Or maybe Dr. Evil. Hmmmm…
Well I heard that the new “girlfriend” wasn’t even the ex’s girlfriend. The girl had just met the guy that night. He went out with some people from work and she was friends with someone he worked with. The girl even told the crazy lady this but I guess she did not believe her. Also, I think “anonymous” is Danny. I have seen him use the word “ahem” before on IM…and not a very popular word so it must be.
Well I heard that the new “girlfriend” wasn’t even the ex’s girlfriend. The girl had just met the guy that night. He went out with some people from work and she was friends with someone he worked with. The girl even told the crazy lady this but I guess she did not believe her. Also, I think “anonymous” is Danny. I have seen him use the word “ahem” before on IM…and not a very popular word so it must be.
and a new voice enters the fray….
what do you think, should we take bets?
oh yeah we should…. lets see its got to be someone who knows someone that was involved… maybe ana or matt???
Well, if Anonymous is Danny, then the new voice has got to be Lisa, cuz they are always joined at the hips, and she would know his IM style. Case closed.
nope, lisa wouldn’t rat him out. maybe ashley?
Ah HA! The truth comes out! All these crazy “no name” people! Who in their right mind would use an alias…?
i vote ashley as well….