Two youngsters approached the door. Youngster #1 says “this guy here is my twin brother, but he left his driver’s license in Chicago. Here’s my license, though. And obviously we’re the same age.”

I take the license and while I agreed that Youngster #1 looks a lot like Youngster #2, neither youngster looked anything at all like the 26 year old pictured on the driver’s license.

Access denied.

—–Scotty Mac