We keep a notebook by the door. The doorguy/bartender are supposed to use it to write down any important thing that happens on their shift- fake ID's that got turned away, someone they had to cut off, a crazy dance party that took place on the bar- but occasionally, nothing happens that's worth writing down.
On those long, slow nights the staff has to find something to entertain themselves with, and sometimes this is the result:
I don't even know what the comments on this one mean, so don't ask.
I believe Joe is the one who produced this pretty decent drawing of the Shark Attack.
Didn't know we had artists on staff, did you?