Have you noticed our new friend hanging from the ceiling?
Once upon a time, we had a real live shark dwelling among us at the Sandbar, but that didn't work out too well. Mostly because he kept growing. (I noticed when I posted that link that I never finished Part 2 of Sammy's story. Sorry. If I can remember Part 2, I'll finish it one of these days.)
Now, we have an even bigger shark, and there's plenty of room for him on our ceiling. Bonus: he won't grow. Raymond, cousin to Philip, brought us this new toy.
He hangs in the back of the bar near the bathrooms. Doesn't he look remarkably like the toy sharks from the Shark Attack drink that are currently nowhere to be found on this planet except for children's bathtubs?
Now taking suggestions for a name for this big guy.