Overheard at the door last Saturday:
Doorguy John, to couple approaching the door: "There's a $2 cover tonight."
Woman (breezing past John): "Oh, we don't pay that."
Woman: "We know Dave."
To give the guy she was with a little credit, he paid the requested cover and didn't argue.
I'm always amused by the things people think they can get away with, simply because they "know" Dave. And for the record, I'd never seen her before, so she couldn't have known Dave that well.