It’s Saturday night and the height of the evening. A long line of people waiting to get inside The Sandbar snakes around the building. A middle-aged man confidently strides past the entire line and makes his way to the door.

Man: I’ve seen the bar busier than this before. If you don’t let us in right now I’m going to call Peach and Ted and tell them to tell you to let us in.

Joe: Well, when you call them, tell them I’m doing my job.

Score one for the Factor and what may be his wittiest retort ever.