Door Diaries 2/29/08

by | Mar 5, 2008 | Door Diaries | 10 comments

A group of guys came up to the door. They started handing their cover charge to the doorguy.

Random Guy: Uh, guys, can we *not* come in here? (said to his friends)

Doorguy John: What’s the matter, ex-girlfriend?

Random Guy: Yeah.

Doorguy John: What kind of ex-girlfriend?

Random Guy: The mean kind.

They put their dollars back in their wallets and quickly left.

10 Comments

  1. Frank Wiles
    Frank Wiles on March 5, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    That’s awesome.

  2. brother pants
    brother pants on March 5, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    Was it Heather? (Booyah!)

  3. debbi
    debbi on March 5, 2008 at 10:17 pm

    pants, she’s gonna kick your ass if you don’t watch it!

  4. fringes
    fringes on March 6, 2008 at 11:37 am

    Poor guy.

  5. debbi
    debbi on March 6, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    who, pants? yeah, pretty much everybody feels sorry for him.

  6. Heather
    Heather on March 6, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    Pants, my old friend, I think you might just me jealous that you have never known that kind of emotion, so bite me!

  7. brother pants
    brother pants on March 7, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    Mmmmmm, a bite of Heather….

  8. debbi
    debbi on March 7, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    oops, you set yourself up for that one heather!

  9. Heather
    Heather on March 8, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    Here I am trying to be witty and responsive and he still zings me, good one!

  10. brother pants
    brother pants on March 9, 2008 at 10:16 am

    Nuthin’ but love for the Heather! Nuthin’ but love.