Here are some more rules for drinking at The Sandbar.
- Don’t order anything with mint or bitters.
- Know what you want to order when you get to the bar. Don’t keep yelling for the bartender to take your order and then turn around to your five friends and ask them what they want, one by one. And on that note, after you place your order, don’t keep adding to it each time the bartender comes back.
- Order your drink with the liquor first. It’s not "cranberry and vodka" or "diet coke and rum." It’s "vodka cranberry" or "rum and diet coke."
So do I order the Banana before the Dirty? And what about the Attack before the Shark? Do I need to order the ice seperately? Hold on a sec, I need to see what my friends want to drink…
And what the hell is a “bitter” anyway? Is that something the English invented just to be cruel? Dumb English!
yeah. order the banana before the dirty. see how irritated the bartenders get.
OOhhh, it’s okay to order cranberry vodka. Those people just want their drinks upside-down. They must be from Australia.
The Aussies are making cranberry vodka now? Maybe Snapple can market that one. Kinda like Cran-apple.