This was an amusing entry into the Sandbar door notebook, written by David, about David.

As of 12:00 David is now old. 33 years old. David is now old enough to realize that being trashed on your birthday is not all it is cracked up to be therefore all the guys that came in being his 21st birthday got the wisdom of David’s past experiences and got cut off. Later his 2 sisters thanked David. David gave him some juice to hold the guy over and also a piece of pizza that he had bought.

—David

P.S. By the way in 33 years of wisdom David can still not spell….